Vehicles/Houses/Marriages, Oh My!

The post title may sound light and funny - but in reality it's anything but.  Kind of a half-hearted attempt on my part to add some humor to an obviously humor-less situation.  Damn.  I've got so much to do.  This is exactly the type situation where I've never had much success.  Shitloads of stuff (honestly - I can't ever remember so many things that should have been done YESTERDAY.  No shit.  And even the stuff that I probably could handle is a PITA because we have no inspected/plated vehicle.  None.