- Creating a realistic budget and actually manage the finances of Todd & Shelly.
- Clean the credit of Todd & Shelly.
- Get a working, legal vehicle that's not ready to fall apart for Todd & Shelly.
- Kill the ants from downstairs.
- Keep Todd & Shelly's house clean.
- Get a job so Todd & Shelly have money to do stuff and don't get divorced.
- Spend more time with Todd and be a better father to him, like getting him to exercise on a regular basis and eat healthier.
- Be a better husband for Shelly.
- Please Shelly sexually.
- Stay married "til death do us part" to Shelly.
At least I don't have to worry about these things ever again. I've failed at them for the last time.
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